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The $2004 DSM

This page details the build-up of my DSM for the Grassroots Motorsports $2004 challenge. The concept of the challenge being that all competitors must purchase and modify a car while spending no more than $200X (with the X being the year).
The challenge consists of 3 parts, a 1/4 mile drag race, an autocross, and a concours-type car show with judges.



The Car: A 1990 Plymouth Laser RS turbo

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Purchase Price: $145.00

Total Spent: $880.00

#: 98

OVERALL POSITION: DNF

Drags: 15.4 (broke)

Auto-x: No Time (DNF)

Concours: 27 points (it is an ugly car, I won't lie)

Here is the car on the day I drove it home from the auction (One trick I will reveal is the use of a trip permit, at least in the state of VA, you can purchase a trip permit online and print it out, tape it in the cars' window for just $5, and drive an unregistered car for up to 3 days, thus saving the transportation costs, such as towing, which the challenge rules require you to count towards the budget.) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Results

Well, we didn't wind up doing to well overall.

 Lots of people said they liked the spray paint job, or told me I should’ve taken the left over money under $1000 and painted it. I did, but I had to drive it in the rain 2 hours after it was painted....with a real spray gun by the way. That was just the start of the frustration.

Now, everything mechanically on the car had come out, more or less, the way that I planned. I spent a total of $880.xx and was all set to go for the highest finishing car under $1000. Ok, now the only thing holding me up on the car was the intercooler. I bought it with the end pipes cut-off of the end tanks, the previous owner was going to turn them in a different direction and re-weld them. Long story short, a month later I had the intercooler back from someone who said they would weld it up for me, still untouched. Next, I ask a garage-mate (roommate, but for a garage, maybe that’s the correct term for that relationship) who had just purchased a TIG welder to do it, he says no problem, I tell him the challenge is about a month away. So I kept reminding him and a couple days before the challenge he lets me know that the type of rod he needs to weld it won't be in until too late, wonderful. If I had known then what I know now, I would have realized that was total bullshit, as I could have driven ten minutes to the welding shop and picked up exactly what was needed. Anyhow, I'm pretty naive, and like to think that people are generally willing to help out others, so I took his word for it. So, with (what I thought) were no more options, I took the mild steel intercooler piping that I had already fabbed up (At the time, I could MIG weld steel with my machine, but not Aluminum), I took the end pieces and hammered them into the intercooler holes, then sealed the little gap all the way around with JB weld:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The car got to Gainesville raceway about 2 pm Friday (My brother and I drove straight through, direct to the raceway. To my surprise, he skipped out of work early, took Friday off, and he rented a truck and trailer. It turned out very wall, as I got to avoid driving in 40* rainy weather with no heat/ ac/ muffler) The slicks went on, and of course the race gas pumps were closed, great, so I couldn't boost to 22 psi. So, I turned the MBC down a bit since I had to run on 93 octane squirrel piss, and right off the first launch the pipe came out of the intercooler, JB weld and all. The best time I mustered was a 15.4 with black smoke pouring out all the way, only getting 8-12 psi or so. After that, there was no better time than 18's. So much for the mid to high 12's I expected. We wasted the last few hours at the strip duct taping and zip-tying to no avail. We were exhausted, even though we really wanted to fix the car; we ended up falling asleep at the hotel since we had been up all night driving, so we missed both the welcome party and Friday evenings events. Saturday, I woke up late for the auto-x. I decided that instead of trying in vain to seal the nightmare of a problem, I would just would bypass the Intercooler and turn down the boost; I looked for a while for a good hardware store and had no luck. I went back to the raceway to make sure that I got the car through concourse before noon, it went through (I guess the judges hated it), then it's back to trying to bypass the intercooler so I could at least run it though the auto-x. So, eventually hardware is purchased and PVC pipe ends up being used. I got the PVC all buttoned up and I go and run it through the parking lot for a test......well, I guess PVC isn't as strong as I gave it credit for:

 



   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I eventually get the PVC bypass sealed up and working ok by  3:30, enough time to go on over and get in one or two runs before the auto-x ends at 4. I dove on over, and asked someone where I should line up? Yeah, it ended early, so I guess schedules don't really mean anything in this case.

   Nonetheless, I guess I'll be back next year.
I find that to be one of the most frustrating parts of life; having to rely on other people to do something for you. The one skill I didn't have to complete the car (the ability to weld aluminum) comes back to bite me in the ass, and now I have a year to think about it. The worst part of it all was that I was working the whole darn time to fix it that I never got to watch one drag race, one auto-x or have a look at any of the crazy cars that were built for the event....which is really why I went, oh well.

Please feel free to use the above as a guideline of how to NOT have fun at the challenge. I'll definitely do things differently the second time around.......like build a much better car (Edited after the $2005 challenge: I only built a marginally better car, but I definitely had loads more fun.)

 



Photos

Here are a few other various photos from different stages of the buildup.

This is the exhaust (yes, that's all of it):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just some other photos. On this build, I really lapsed on photography. I guess it was the fact that I didn't have a memory card for my camera and could only take a few photos at a time, but in either case, I wish I had taken more photos, becuase there was some neat stuff on this car.

 

 

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